What's the Diff?

Tell us what's different in these two seemingly identical monkey photos!


(Scroll down for the answer)


Answer: There's a cupcake in the picture on the right.

BREAKING: Sack Efron Signs New TV Deal!

Hot on the high heels of High School Moosical 2, Sack Efron is ready to turn a new trick. The 19-year-old teen queen is already training for her new role as the fifth Teletubbie. Sack, who starred with Ashley Clydesdale in the hit Disney franchise, has her panties in a balloon knot over her new role as the orange Teletubbie, Dainty Tainty, in the hit kids' show. Said the other Teletubbies (Twinkie, Tipsy, Laa-Laa and Mo), "Teeeee Weeeeee Heeeeee Hawwww Laaaaady Dooooodie."

Tranimal Hunt II!

Test your powers of observation with our second installment of your favorite game, Tranimal Hunt! (See the first one here.) It's easy: Just spot the tranimal in this photo full of linebackers, and tell us (in the comment section), who you see. Good luck! (Here's a hint: It's the one with the dirty punt.)

Tom Cruise Is So Hot Right Now

Blowing off steam while filming Valkyrie in Berlin, Tom Cruise hit a nearby karaoke bar and wowed the locals with his renditions of some traditional hits. Highway to the danger zone, indeed!

Introducing ... Camilla Parker Trolls

Is it an old woman? Is it a horse? Is it the future queen of England? You be the judge. (Hint: We're betting on horse.)

Amy Winehorse: 'They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab'

"... and I said, 'Neigh, neigh, neigh!'"

EXCLUSIVE: Nicole Twitchy's SONOGRAM!

Nicole Twitchy has admitted she's pregnant and S&T brings you the exclusive first look at the star's unborn child, which she's having with Troll Madden. The she-horse released her first sonogram exlusively to S&T, saying, "I live in a fishbowl but I'm still so happy to share this experience with the world." It's already a rocky gestation for the troubled prawn star, who, at four months, is long overdue to give birth when most she-horse pregnancies last only two to three weeks. And she's definitely showing! These days, the suddenly huge-normous starfish is tipping the scales at 35 lbs., according to a report we stole from a pet store in Malibu.

Throw Your Hooves in the Air ...

... like you just don't care!!! Sarah Messica Parker reared up and partied down at a recent concert for Farm Aid.

Web Workouts for Tranimals

Her vagine is huge.


Her face is offensive.


WTF?

Happy Birthday Chestica!

Our favorite son of a preacher tran, Chestica Simpson, just celebrated another birthday. "I don't look a day over 27," yelled Chestica, here pictured after it blew out the candle in its rack. (Not pictured: The candle between its legs.) Chestica actually turned 46, but its tits - a birthday gift from dad! - turned 3 years old just a few days ago. (Aww!)
Here are Chestica's tips for looking as young as it does:
1. Spend at least six hours a day in a tanning bed giving head. Four hours of direct sunlight and a rim job is also acceptable.
2. Stay a virgin in just one hole. (That hole is off-limits until marriage.) Unsure of which hole to pick? Ask daddy! (That's Chestica's tip!)
3. Speaking of tips, only let the tip into the other holes.
4. For a healthy diet, wash down your Chicken of the Sea with a lot of coke.
5. You'll get a shiny mane and a glossy coat if you drink a singer/songwriter protein shake every day. (Chestica loves the John Mayer flavor!)