Using a high tech camera with a bending, double-headed lens, S&T has penetrated deep inside the love nest of gash grazers Lindsay "Vadge Freckles" Lohan and Samantha Ronsodomy, discovering an epic dyke fest of Lillith Fair proportions at the Shat Ho Marmount Hotel. In this snatcheteria, the bush bangers listen to Scissor Sisters and TaTu while playing connect the twats, not showering and watching Cream Girls and I Know Who Tribbed Me for hours on end.
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