Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Prancing with the Stars


Leather Heather Horse Mills was the glue that held the popular show together. The lame mare, who suffered from leglessness, was voted off this week, but was given a choice: either be put down or put out to pasture. America voted and she was sent back to England.

Hay, We Hate Ewe!


We hate ewe. Even though you taste great with mint jelly.

Ever Get That "Not-So-Fresh" Feeling?


File Under Tranimals...

Jessica Simpson does! That's 'cause it pees on itself quite often. So it uses Tranmpers, the only adult diaper made specially, with a tranimal's needs in mind. So Jessica can wear its bad fashion choices with a smile, knowing that, at any moment, it could urinate out of either hole.

The Pony Express

File Under Shebiscuits...

Julia Crotchburn is a crystal method actress and always prepares for her roles (in the hay) very seriously. Here she's seen getting into character as the first brave horse to carry mail from the Missouri River to the Pacific coast. The film is called The Pony Express: The Story of Prairie Thunder Thighs and and it's the feel-good hit of the yearling. Shooting starts next week.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Who Wore It Best?


File Under Shebiscuits...

The plaid shawl is one of the season's hottest looks. But while Sarah Messica Parker adds a ton of accessories, Buster the Wonder Horse opts for a simple, chic look. But who wore it best? S&T asked 100 people at Flicka's Funtime Ranch:

Buster the Wonder Horse: 73%
Sarah Messica Parker: 27%

Aw, SJP, why the long face? You'll get 'em next time! Meanwhile, here's some oats and honey to make you feel better.

BREAKING: Tori Spelling Has Long-Lost Twin


File Under Shebiscuits...
You know all about the reconcilliation with her mother. You've got the 411 on the recent birth of her son Liam Aaron with husband Dean McDermott. You may have even seen her reality show Tori & Dean: Inn Love. But at S&T, we're all about bringing you the news and stories you haven't heard about your favorite shebiscuits and tranimals. That's why we're giving you this exclusive first look at a secret photo shoot between Tori Spelling and her long-lost twin sister Tara. What a deer Tori is -- she even lent her sister her best yellow dress and purple shoes for the shoot! "The moment I saw that long face and droopy eyes," Tori told S&T in between munches of hay at the photo shoot, "I just knew we were sisters." The similarities don't end there: The reunited siblings both sleep while standing, enjoy a good brushing, just love galloping on the beach -- and they even have the same silky mane cut!

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Isn't It Ironic?



A shebiscuit covers a tranimal hit. A little too ironic, dontcha think?