Mystery solved! Recent news reports led S&T to believe that Big Foot was alive and well in Miami. Our under-the-cover investigation unit reveals that the Yet-He was actually an Abominable Hogan -- the biggest Hogan of all, Brooke -- seen here, jogging back from a wax appointment, where it removed hair from its Sascrotch area in a complex procedure only performed in Miami.
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