Monday, August 4, 2008

Sheryl Crows Feet's New Masterpiece of Shit

Shebiscuit songbird Sheryl Crows Feet stars in a horse-touching new film called The American Wild Horse. In the flicka, Crows Feet (pictured front and right) plays an old mare named Grandmother Long Johns (friends call her Granny Panties for short)who hasn't lost her kick. Still playing the field, Granny Panties has frequent rolls in the hay but can't seem to find anyone who's "strong enough be her stallion." Other songs featured on the soundtrack include "All I Wanna Doo-Doo," "Soak Up the Cum" and new hit "Why the Long Face, the Reflection: You Dumped Me When I Had Cancer, You Asshole (You Only Have One Ball But You're Just a Dick to Me!)"
S&T's take: 2 Hooves Up!

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