This year's Teen Poor Choice Award goes to Miley Psoriasis, that young Gelfling who just can't seem to keep her Hannah Montana covered. In honor of the toothed-one's stint as the terrible host of this year's Teen Poor Choice Awards, we here at Shebiscuits and Tranimals salute the creature and her new (s)hit single, "7 Things."
Presenting: 7 Things We Hate About Miley Psoriasis
1. Her paedo poppa and his Steve Cojucaro highlights
2. Her beast friend Mandy
3. Her tranimal blonde weave, cut from Chestica Simpson's pubes
4. The thickened patches of inflamed, red skin
5. Her teeth, which are only good for opening bottles and carrot-scraping the rod of whichever Homeless Jonas she's gobbling and filming on her iPhone
6. Did we mention that 87-year-old beast, Mandy?
7. Her ears. They're interfering with our wireless Internet.
Eighth thing we hate about you, sponsored by the Bonus Homeless Jonas Brother:
8. Her fucking flippers
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