File Under Lesbihonest...File Under Shebiscuit...
Here at our headquarters, or as we like to call it, "The Ranch," we get a lot of sh-emails about American Idol -- and they're not all about Ryan Shecrest or, "When will Paula's balls fall out of her skirt?"
Last night's episode almost crashed our inbox! Why? Because Sangyna Malakar had a true shebiscuit moment. Here's a note from reader Patrick Palmer from Flushing, N.Y.:
"I've always loved the way she had naughty librarian hair one week and come-fuck-me curls the next. But this is the first time I wanted to take her mane between my thighs, and gallop off into the sunset!"
Another reader was so inspired by "Sangyna's marey moment," she wanted to "stick my fingers in her hairy haystack." But security at the studio was tighter than Shecrest's purple puckered mangina. (Just kidding... It's the loosest!) So S&T reader Ximena Garrett of Youngstown, Ohio, knitted her own pocket-sized popstar to put her pointer into. Hope she filed her nails!
Keep 'em coming, whorses, at shebiscuit@gmail.com.
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