File Under Tranimal...Fergie is so hot! Her lips rule. They are so flaky and pink, it looks like she just gave an fugalicious blow job to a severly sunburnt Clay Aiken.
STEAL THE LOOK!!!
Apply a dead baby rat to your lips and rub it in. Don't be afraid to squeeze. Do you feel it working? A burning sensation? You can avoid that by clipping your dead baby rat's claws before applying it to your lips. (That's Fergie's tip!)
Are you going clubbing and your dead baby rat doesn't fit into your Forever 21 bag? No problem! Pay off a men's bathroom attendant to get a urinal cake and suck it. (That's Fergie's tip!)
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