This pussy has come a very long way, indeed. Born ze runt of a poor litter of 14 in Quebec, there was nothing to eat but her ferral mother's teat. There was no box to shit in so le chat shat in the street! Fancy Feast was only dream. Feline was a scavenger, dining on ze rotten ratatouille, found in ze back allees of Quebec. Today, she is on top of le monde, un grande etoile! Feline travels with a litter boxof gold and dines on ze Fancy Feast (avec gravy!) served in a goblette du crystal! But she has not forgot her roots, this humble pussy travels with her beloved sister Cuddles and they reside in the finest cathouse francs can buy.
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