Showing posts with label Tyra Franks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tyra Franks. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Brooke Back Mounting

File under shebiscuits...
File under tranimal...

Here at S&T, we love getting shemail. Today, our maleman Julia delivered a very special letter. See it below!

Deer Shebizkits and Tramnimals,

I am a big big big tramninal. I mean big. Like my mound could hav a pitcher on it. Aktually, right now there be a man on my mound throwing balls. No wot I'm sayin? Anyways I m a talk show ho, st. A big one. An like, I also ho, st a treality show. No wot I'm sayin? Usuallly I be the gurl givin out advise -- on everything from tumbleweaves to tranorexia and baby prostitots. I set them gurls right -- aiight? Butt diss time Imma needin sum help. My (big black) tranimal ass be is love wit a shebizkit!! Dats right, I be drankin dat pony milk, no wot i'm sayin? Imma put my snausage gravy on dem bizkits. Mmmm... fluffy. No wot I'm sayin? Now I gots to no: What happens when a tranimal and a shebizkit go for a ride, no wot I'm sayin?

Rearguards,
Tyra Franks


Well, Ms. Franks, we don't recommend that you saddle up and ride that pony without protection. Do you know what we're saying? When a shebiscuit and a tranimal mate, they can get pregnant and hatch a triscuit. Half tranimal, half shebiscuit... and all freaky. Some might say that our point of view is horse race-ist, but we had to take a stand. Only trashy tranimals like Brooke Whoa-man get involved in shebiscuit love. And she's unstable. Look at her here, jockeying for attention.

Thanks for riding in!
S&T